- 1D boy: Hi, I am 1/5 of One Direction.
- Me: Hi, I am 1/3728946284921 of Directioners on this earth.
the boys with woody - Camden, New Jersey
I died when he did this omg hahaah
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
^^^^^^ PEEEING OMG DEAD










